What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:51

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Goldfinger